Homestead

cone of shame Nice hat, sister.

Fixed & Chipped

Posted on Jul 31, 2021

The last of the herd is finally fixed and chipped. No future kittens, no lost souls. If you haven’t microchipped your pets, please consider it for their sake and your sanity. In some places, it’s even becoming mandatory. The managing body varies by country but the Canadian version (run by EIADP) has an easy-to-navigate web … Read More →

farm lilacs Small (Cheap) Beginnings Grow Into Big Yields

Five Years Of Growth

Posted on Jun 27, 2021

I wandered past an old post here where I planted a few discount lilacs. I seem to recall them being end-of-season markdowns around $8 each but that memory is fuzzy. You can see above what five years of full sun and good topsoil can do. All of them are easily six feet tall and burst … Read More →

brother left sister right Brother on the left, Sister on the right

Zoom Zoom

Posted on Oct 25, 2020

This is apparently my life for the foreseeable future. Presented here with bonus internal dialogue.

Ball Leg Pounce Malfunction An Attempt From Pillow Peak

Thirty Seconds Of Kitten Legs

Posted on Oct 13, 2020

We’re slowly figuring out how legs work. Day 21 and counting with both nicely above the weight danger zone after what now seems like 4-5 days premature. Here “Bigger Brother” gives it his best shot. Wobble, wobble, wobble. More Spork Here

newborn kittens New arrivals less than 12 hours into their first day.

This Wasn’t The Plan

Posted on Oct 2, 2020

This back story begins with grief and despair but fear not for it has a good deal of hope and joy towards the end. Seems to be a lot of that in this pandemic year. Regular viewers will remember two of my dear sweet girls (cats) from some of my videos. The sisters literally dropped … Read More →

milk math Half Price Dairy Math Below

Milk Money

Posted on Mar 30, 2018

Milk and dairy are some of my most troublesome pantry staples when it comes to maintaining both fresh supply and budget integrity up here in market-price-controlled Canada. Tinned evaporated milk can occasionally take the edge off those needs (and makes for better Mac & Cheese anyway) but sometimes you need the genuine fresh article. Just … Read More →

pellet closeup Clean, Scoopable, & They Smell Good Too

More Pellet Mayhem

Posted on Jul 25, 2017

If you don’t know any cats, this could be the least interesting thing you watch all week. If you do have little paws in your world, here’s a video followup to my wood pellet discovery that can save you big bucks on your litter budget and how to make a quick DIY “reverse sifter” for … Read More →

white lilacs in bloom Snowballs on a Stick

Lilac Recovery

Posted on Jun 17, 2017

I haven’t had much chance to swing at landscaping efforts out at the farm this year. That gets expensive and I have other more pressing priorities. I’m also still facing weekly flood or drought out there since I don’t yet have a well and am at the mercy of the creek and hand-carried buckets. Back … Read More →

Wood Pellet Litter Cat Scooping Serendipity

Wood Pellets Re-tasked

Posted on May 18, 2017

* Here’s the video update of my homemade sifter that shows pellets in action… and it only costs a buck! Some shopping links to less DIY sifters coming soon. We have a lot of trees in Canada. They’re all over the place. Because of that we end up with a lot of tree-based manufacture from … Read More →

dirty vegetables Beware Tiny Invisible Bite-y Things

Three Spoonfuls of Poison

Posted on May 8, 2017

While making my Waldorf salad the other day I noticed in reading that three of the four main ingredients regularly pop up on the ‘dirtiest vegetables’ list. I’m not just talking about farm soil and legged pests but the toxic chemicals used to inflate the harvest of many commercial crops. Not being an alarmist on … Read More →

antenna build stealth hawk Hide it behind the toaster and tell everyone it's modern art

Bent Wire Part Two

Posted on Oct 15, 2016

The windstorm left me reading a bit more about homemade antennas. Some real world experimentation has shown that in our particular reception area a different design worked slightly better than the Gray-Hoverman and was easier to build. In other words cheaper and smaller, about the size of an average saute pan. The GH still worked … Read More →

apple storm Applesauce Cleanup On Aisle Three

Windswept

Posted on Oct 13, 2016

The leftovers of a few storms landed on our doorstep this week and sadly, I lost an apple tree in the mayhem. At least it was a roadside specimen that was in a hard to pick location. The ground there along the drainage ditch stays fairly soaked which I suspect softened the soil enough for … Read More →

single bay Gray Hoverman antenna I might attach decorative spatulas next

Out of Thin Air

Posted on Oct 8, 2016

I haven’t had a subscription service for mass-market television in more than a decade. Some of the cable and satellite bills people pay every month astound me and I laugh quietly to myself when I read that ‘cord cutting’ is all the new rage. Who knew one of the pillars of my hermit lifestyle would … Read More →

feng shui mandarin Literally translated as Wind & Water - Neither of which you want when shifting the furniture

Reset Your Space

Posted on Sep 16, 2016

I’m admittedly a person of strange hobbies and habits. Since I can’t yet afford to build the (very) small house of my dreams, one of my favourite outlets is to diagram small space structures and live vicariously on paper. It dawned on me last weekend that in my current living space of ostensibly three rooms … Read More →

Big Black Truck At Ease in the Deep Growth

Big Black Beast

Posted on Jul 2, 2016

Some might question the wisdom of acquiring a twelve year old truck with a few rusty corners and a broken radio. Then again, I’m used to getting strange looks from people so naturally I did just that this week. So long fun little red car. You were a blast but you can’t haul plywood and … Read More →

hydroponics preview Desktop Greens Coming Soon

Basic Hydroponic Geekery

Posted on Mar 6, 2016

With the snow still raging outside, the cost of Canadian food is rising inexplicably and ridiculously compared to the rest of the world. It’s time to take salad matters into my own hands. Herbs too for that matter. Maybe even some micro-greens like radish, mizuna, or amaranth. But I’m getting ahead of myself. I’ve been … Read More →

Mr Plow Slippers Fashionably Warm Feet At All Costs

Well Pumps, Batteries, & Civilized Heated Life

Posted on Feb 2, 2016

The latest snowstorm has knocked out my power, internet, water, and generally comfortable living for the last four days… and counting. Usually it’s a few hours, perhaps overnight, but the nature of the heavy wet snow this time has made repairs particularly troublesome because of all the tree fall. While I applaud the work of … Read More →

first snow digout The first dig out of the season. Nothing like an hour shovelling to start the day.

First Snow, First Power Outage

Posted on Dec 28, 2015

I always revel in the first snow of the year. Probably a holdover from getting days off school when I was a kid but the truth is I’m really good at getting snowed in. My pantry is deep and my catalogue of books and videos is vast. I’m easily entertained and fed. Of course with … Read More →

juke for sale Loads of fun in the snow. Can't haul plywood and hay.

Car Price Shenanigans

Posted on Dec 11, 2015

So I’ve had my little red car for a few years now and love it. I drive barely 5000 kilometres a year but those that I do manage are enjoyable. All wheel drive is handy in the snow and let’s face it, red is the colour to have. About the only drawback to the Juke … Read More →

Modulus Rendered The final paint job will be better

Give Me Shelter

Posted on Oct 10, 2015

I’ve been struggling with finding a solution to my home building needs. With the recently plummeting Canadian dollar, the timber frame kits previously mentioned I found down in the States have effectively become 25% more costly to Canucks like me in just a few short months. That means I’m back to exploring other methods of … Read More →

Homemade Lipbalm "My what soft lips you have", said the Big Bad Wolf

Lip Service

Posted on Oct 9, 2015

Autumn is here and for me that means chapped lip season. You know my consumer outrage when I feel like I’m being ripped off. Case in point, lip balm. I was partial to those tiny jars of the stuff so conveniently kept in a pocket this time of year. I went to stock up at … Read More →

chicken gallery Cluck. Cluck. Mwraaaaw.

Gallery: Wild Neighbours

Posted on Sep 27, 2015

As promised, a few photos from across the road at North Farthing. Leghorns and Silkys and Toggenburgs, oh my. Meet “Goat”, “Sugar”, “Stewie”, and the flock. Now with video! More Spork Here

fruit fly traps A Nickel of Pest Control

Tiny Menace

Posted on Sep 10, 2015

I love when homemade solutions to a problem work better than the commercial answers, especially when the former is a mere fraction of the cost. Thus was the case when the late summer harvest brought a tiny menace to my doorstep. In August with garden produce in full swing and the heat at its peak, … Read More →

free range eggs Actual Neighbour Eggs

Live Stock

Posted on Sep 5, 2015

There’s an old saying that goes “you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your family”. Somewhere in between those two extremes are neighbours. Certainly you can select your neighbourhood carefully but it’s never a sure bet on what might move in next door. I can barely fathom how people co-exist in high rise … Read More →